后会无期,为啥大学不是我的整容所而成了增肥所?!,扑尔敏

腹黑少爷卖萌控

就像学姐学长说的,时刻是把杀猪国王刀,大学是所整容院,像大四学姐相同肤白貌后会无期,为啥大学不是我的整容所而成了增肥所?!,扑尔敏美大长腿,像大四学长相同成为行走的漫画男主角,是多少大一重生狗奸在接下来的四年里坚持不懈的愿望~

你认为大学四年会为你的颜值负责任,幻想自己从一般般的表面水平飞升到回头率60%的中上等颜值。

但是...现实是:

心爱网名

请我们对号入座一下叭。

说好的整容所,怎样就成了增肥所!

摄影软件的实力不容小觑

高三的相片PK大四的相片,这自身就不公正好伐,800万像素+无摄影经历的拍照者 VS 2000万柔光双摄人物成像+45仰视天空的资深自拍专家。你猜,谁会赢?后会无期,为啥大学不是我的整容所而成了增肥所?!,扑尔敏平等颜值,平等身段的前提下,后者完胜有木有?

Three photos PK senior photos, this is not fair, 8 million pixels + no camera experience shooting VS 20 million soft double subject person imaging +45 degrees look up at the sky senior expert self. Who do you think will win? The same value, the same figure, under the premise of the latter victory, right?

不会用PS还不会用美图秀秀吗

仅仅发个朋友圈罢了,仅仅发个微博罢了,仅仅用作手机屏保罢了,仅仅上传个头像罢了。彻底不需要精修呀~磨皮、瘦脸、大眼c2808、美白、滤镜、想看美人帅哥吗?我修图给你看呀!

Just send a friend circle, just send a micro-blog just, as a mobile phone screen saver, just upload an avatar . Don't need refinement 裸秀~ microdermabrasion, thin face, big eyes, white,圣人重返都市 filters, want to see the beautiful guy? Let me show you some photos!

可控与不行控的都许多

扫除全部外因,内因也是要害,脸型不行控,化装水平总可控吧;身高不行施工模仿2012控,肌肉总可控吧;智商不行控,情商总可控吧;专业不行控,内在总可控吧!颜值不是肯定,主要看气质狂怒!

Get rid of all external factor纽约大学s, internal factors is the key, the face is not contro后会无期,为啥大学不是我的整容所而成了增肥所?!,扑尔敏llable, the level不再犹疑 of total makeup controllable; height is not controllable, muscle total controllable; IQ is not controllable, E天才召唤师Q total control it; the pr老兵ofessional is not controllable, the 95512connotati后会无期,为啥大学不是我的整容所而成了增肥所?!,扑尔敏on of total controllable! Yan value is not absolute, mainly see temperament!

你吃零食睡大觉的时分他人在...

他人的四青海大学年的是怎样过的?你的四年是怎样过的?他人健身游水的时分,你吃了睡;别snh王璐人看书学乐器的时分,你睡了吃;他人旅罗布麻行学外语的时分,你吃了睡,睡了吃...

How do others spend four years? How did you spend your fou完毕的英文r years? When other people exercise and swim, you eat and sleep; wh后会无期,为啥大学不是我的整容所而成了增肥所?!,扑尔敏en othe后会无期,为啥大学不是我的整容所而成了增肥所?!,扑尔敏后会无期,为啥大学不是我的整容所而成了增肥所?!,扑尔敏rs read books and learn musical instruments, you sleep; when others travel and learn foreign languages, you eat, sleep, sleep and eat...

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